Few bands have racked up more miles on the road than Thee Tourettes. And they’ve got the stories to show for it. Amusing stories, touching stories, scary stories, dumb stories, angry stories, excruciatingly embarrassing stories. Thee Tourettes got stories.

 

Like the time they rescued two orphans from a gingerbread house of horror in Germany. Or when they risked their lives to capture a female bandit in England who burglarized a peasant family’s pastoral home, ate their porridge, and soiled their beds. They liberated a damsel from imprisonment in a stone tower and rushed her to a hospital after some fool tried to scale the walls by tugging on her long hair. They chased down, apprehended, and delivered to the police a so-called “prince” who made unwanted sexual advances on a frail young woman in a coma. They spent a psychedelic weekend with a young vagrant named Jack who grew “magic” plants that launched them on bizarre fantasy adventures. They testified in the sordid trial of a young female hood and the “wolf” who lusted after her, the two of them engaging in a twisted series of head games that left an aged grandma severely traumatized.

 

Yeah, Thee Tourettes got stories. Here are a few more: